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Dope in the CityEdit
The city of Lytton, once a beautiful, peaceful, quiet city with few major crime problems, is now experiencing rapid growth and prosperity. But, along with growth has come an alarming increase in the crime rate that is threatening the peace of Lytton. Police Sgt. John Dooley states that dangerous drugs are showing up on the streets and in our schools.
The homicide rate and prostitution are at a level the city has never seen. The Tribune has learned from a reliable source that a big-time drug dealer with a street name of "Death Angel" may be responsible for the drug traffic.
The President, who has been a bird lover since childhood, rates the mating dance of the coddler as being "as spectacular as the golden-crowned scum sucker," The President candidly admitted that he once skipped the Geneva Arms Convention to watch some old coddlers mate,
The President says a bill is presently before the Senate proclaiming National Coddler Day!
LPD Officer of the Year NomineesEdit
is now under siege by a renegade, 3-headed dragon. One unidentified gnome stated the kingdom is in a "state of emergency."